Tonight, drunken frat boys and sorority scamps, for your drinking game, take a swig of tequila every time a newscrunt incorrectly refers to the lecterns as podiums, or, if they’re feeling particularly uppity, podia.
Remember kids, you can stand on a podium, but you lose debate points for standing on the lectern.
I wanted to put out a quick bulletin before–as I’ve always done to prepare for debates–loading up on meth.
Currently, Senator Obama enjoys a 3.34% lead in the national poll numbers, as calculated from the available public data by Hot Free Press.
The good Senator from Illinois is also on a long generally upward trend since bottoming out not long after the Republican National Convention. Immediately after the Republican convention, Senator Obama was down by 4.15%. He now leads by 3.34%. These are very positive results for Mr. Obama considering the attention, adulation, and saliva slathered on Senator McCain and Governor Palin after the campaign unveiled Governor Palin as Mr. McCain’s running mate.
Since that time, much more unveiling of Governor Palin has occurred, and it hasn’t been the kind for which the aforementioned drunken frat boys and sorority scamps were hoping. Where are the nudie pix, Sarah? They’ve gotta be out there. Is it true that she has a tramp stamp of Jesus’ name in Aramaic?
Obama also leads 286-252 in the electoral college. Sickeningly, that’s exactly the final tally from the 2004 election, but that year, the Republicans came out on top.
As the new poll numbers come in over the weekend, Hot Free Press will recalculate and see if the debate changed the favorable Obama trend.
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