The silliness of the financial ‘crisis’ and the first ‘debate’ is finally blowing over, and more critical matters are moving back to the forefront.
In that spirit, it is time for the latest update to the Hot Free Press Godometer and Antichristometer. I fired up the meters, and found that there have been significant changes over the last 5 days.
Lookie here!
In their relative Godiness, the Democratic ticket is maintaining a strong lead, no thanks to Senator Obama. However, Senator Biden is powerfully God-y today, even moreso than he was 10 days ago, after suffering a slight downturn in his Godiness. Five days ago, the Republican’s Godiness surged, thanks to a jump in the Godiness of Governor Palin. Oddly, she and Senator McCain have lost a lot of Godiness in the last 5 days. I suspect that all the lying is having an effect.
Governor Palin’s Antichristiness is down this week, due in equal parts to her swimsuit video and the increasing virulence of the Pastor Thomas Muthee-related witchcraft videos. The Antichrist fears people who chase witches away, close bars, and pray for pipelines.
Not surprisingly, the Antichristiness of Senator Obama is sky high this week.
As written in The Book of Revelation,
There is a more obvious trend in the Antichristiness of the two tickets, that being that the Antichristiness of the Democratic ticket continues to increase, while the Antichristiness of the Republican ticket continues to decline.
Senator Biden is, again, ungodly, almost gawdy in his Godiness this week.
It becomes more clear with each measurement that Roman Catholicism is the One True Religion, and all others lead, inevitably, to hell and eternal damnation.
Tags: antichristometer, Biden, godometer, McCain, Muthee, Obama, Palin, witch
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