Five glorious days have passed since the last update to the Hot Free Press Godometer and Antichristometer readings.
Here’s the table including today’s figures:
Today, the parties are as close as they’ve ever been to being knotted up in their levels of Godiness and Antichristiness, though the Democrats have a slight lead in both categories.
Individually, Governor Palin has shot to the top in Godiness, as is to be expected. She was cleansed of witches, and I’m not sure the other candidates have had that essential service performed on them. In fact, I know Senator McCain still has his witch.
Interestingly, the Antichristiness level of Governor Palin is also the highest of today’s Antichristiness readings, surpassing even Senator Biden. Governor Palin’s high Antichristiness reading is likely due to her resemblance to known Satanist and puppy killer, Tina Fey.
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