I’m just naturally drawn to anything with the words ‘Dick Morris’ and ‘Embarrass’ in it.
Dick has been bothering me for a long time, if you know what I mean.
He was always a turncoat weasel of a man, first working for Republicans, then, as he claims, he held the leash that was around President Clinton’s neck.
Interesting that he would talk about holding a leash, since the hooker he was banging while he was working for Clinton said Mr. Morris was into ‘toe-sucking and dominance’.
He also performed a version of ‘Popeye the Sailor Man’ in his underwear.
Most strangely, to me at least, is that he let the hooker listen in on his calls to President Clinton to impress her. Dick, buddy, she was just there for the money. Look at yourself.
Dick repented, and became a Roman Catholic, probably because the Catholic Church is immune to sex scandals. Now he says he’s a Jew and a Zionist. Those aren’t belief systems that can exist together in a sane mind, but then neither can Republican and Democrat, and he tried that dichotomy, too.
Where’s my high-paying job in the Washington power structure?
If singing cartoon theme songs in my underwear and making hookers suck my toes are the prerequisites for being a political consultant and commentator, then I should be running Washington, DC.
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