Hot Free Press on October 15th, 2008

Barack is doing quite well, so far, but we’ll see the McCain ‘campaign’ throw a lot of shit around just to see what sticks.
There’s also a debate coming up tonight. It’s unlikely that Barack will take many risks. He doesn’t have to. He has a commanding lead. McCain will need to [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 14th, 2008

I would like to pose a question, Dear Readers, most of whom I know personally.
Why is it that when a Democrat, say Barack Hussein Obama comes up with a plan for long-overdue domestic spending, the Republicans pound their tiny fists on their desks of human bones, and, red-in-the-face scream, “How is he going to pay [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 12th, 2008

After much hand-wringing, teeth-gnashing, stomach-churning, heart-palpitating thoughtful consideration of both tickets, the brain trust at Hot Free Press has decided to endorse the Plain-McPain ticket.
Since the Republican and Democratic tickets are very much the same, Hot Free Press, like the bewildering ‘undecided’ voters, had to put a great deal of thought into this decision.
While this [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 10th, 2008

Yeah, I’m a geek.
It’s Friday night, and I’m ciphering like Jethro.
Later, I’ll have an India Pale Ale and watch Stargate Atlantis.
I got a lot of new polling data today, and the new report looks like this:

Senator Obama leads Senator McCain by 6.27%.
That represents an electoral vote range of 337 - 370 for Senator Obama.
Real Clear [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 10th, 2008

It’s been another bad week on Wall Street and Main Street. Let’s see how the candidates stand with regard to spiritual issues in today’s much-anticipated Godometer and Antichristometer Update.

It was a rocky week for Governor Palin and Senator McCain on the political front, and Senator McCain’s Godometer and Antichristometer readings are both on the upswing.  [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 9th, 2008

It’s been eight days since we last visited the trendy swingers. Some of them swing no more. Hot Free Press is now considering pulling out of Pennsylvania after she fell so strongly for the black guy, but for now, Pennsylvania remains on the pretty table below.
We’ve added Missouri and Colorado. I’ve been [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 9th, 2008

There’s always been a lot of groping and feeling around on Wall Street, and now more so than ever. Everybody wants to lay their hands on that firm bottom.
However, in order to find the real bottom, we have to know when the support hose went on.
One measure of variance is the coefficient of variance, [...]

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