Today, from Philadelphia, we received the following moving tribute to a tall man in a suit.
There is admiration here, for one of the tall man’s works of fiction, the one involving Jeff Goldblum. There is ambivalence, no let’s call it disdain, for the tall man’s other work of fiction, climate change denial.
Through it all, Michael Crichton remained tall, and wrote books about dinosaurs.
Also, he wore a suit.
Our man and/or woman in Philadelphia submits the following:
Obituary for an Atheist Shithead
The right doctor Michael Crichton died on November 4.
He was a tall, obnoxious medical doctor, who never practiced medicine, but who wrote books about dinosaurs attacking people. Sarah Palin, was, I’m sure, heavily moved and influenced by his work.
I will best remember him for the long walks that he and I did not take on the deserted and romantic beaches of the world and for his ignorant and uneducated opinions about climate change.
He used his height, and his weak medical credentials, to reinforce the lies that the Bush administration, oil companies, and religious representatives have used in a feeble attempt to discredit climate change science. I know that I listen well when I hear a tall man in a suit–who claims to have a medical degree, and who writes fiction about dinosaurs–talking about real scientific issues.
His right wing conservative views about the environment would indicate that he was a christ-boy (any male or female who admires or worships jesus, but who really wants to engage in fellatio or anal copulation with a mythological character), but he was an atheist (one who attempts to abstain from sexual fantasies about mythological characters), according to the article that John McCain and I “watched” on the internets.
I will try to remember him for his work with the scary T. rex, raptors, and Jeff Goldblum, and not for the damage he attempted to inflict upon climate change science with his credential mongering and height. His ignorance and his malevolence toward humanity will not be missed.
He is the type of atheist that should give atheists a bad name among the mindless masses of super-naturalists, but his alliance with the lunatic fringe of the right, capitalists, and the christ-boys made him a hero in their minds.
Tags: climate change, Jeff Goldblom, Michael Crichton, obituary, Philadelphia, Sarah Palin
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