This delightful, inspirational, and anointed verse is written of Aholibah who was more corrupt in her inordinate love and in her whoredoms than even her sister, Aholah, and Aholah was a heckuva whore!
Maybe somebody would like to help me write the words and lyrics to my new hymn, Aholah was a Heckuva Whore. Aholah doted on desirable, young Assyrian men who were clothed in blue, on horses, and all captains and rulers.
Let he who has not doted on desirable young Assyrian men cast the first stone!
Aholah defiled herself and had her breasts bruised. Eventually the Assyrians discovered her nakedness. One must wonder why they didn’t notice her nakendness immediately, since she was doting on them. But, once they discovered her nakedness, they took her sons and daughters and slew her with the sword.
At that point, for whatever reason, she became famous among women.
Aholah, despite all her doting, was not match in whoredom for her whoretastic sister Aholibah. Aholibah, now she knew how to whore!
Even the Babylonians defiled her with their whoredom. Desirable, young Assyrian men I can understand, but Babylonians? That’s sick, sister. Just sick!
Aholibah multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
Anna Karina played the harlot Nana in Jean-Luc Godard’s Vivre sa Vie.
Quentin Tarantino must have seen that film.
Jodie Foster played a harlot in Taxi Driver.
Aholibah, however, was far more interesting than these cinematic scamps.
Aholibah lusted for unusually large penises and voluminous ejaculate. This she did long before West Coast produced Chasing the Big Ones.
The Infallible Word here mixes asses with horses, an interesting juxtaposition. Interbreeding a male donkey and a female horse produces a mule. Interbreeding a male horse and a female donkey produces a hinny, which is extremely rare. In both cases, the offspring are almost always sterile.
What we are looking at in this scripture is most likely a virile, non-sterile mule, as hinnies are both more rare and often smaller than mules. Aholibah wanted something really big which produced voluminous ejaculate.
This beast, she then doted upon. Given the magnitude of her whoredom, it is a given that she doted on this beast in a lustful, impure manner, often receiving its flesh and its issue.
And I thought her whoring for the accursed Babylonians was appalling.
In The Sacred Book of Todd, this story continues, and Aholibah gives birth to a half-woman/half-mule creature called a Mulotaur.
This transitional species, like the virile mule of Aholibah, is also not sterile.
Like a Centaur, the Mulotaur has human arms and equine legs, a total of six limbs. This is quite unusual among mammals.
Is this pygomelia? Is this a parasitic twin? What are these supernumerary limbs, and is it unusual that the creature is able to control the movements of all of them?
It is written; do not question it.
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