Hot Free Press on December 18th, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC - Senator Dianne Feinstein, Chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, today announced the program for the 56th Presidential Inauguration, which will take place on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2009.
I find it amusing that there’s a Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies.  I wonder if [...]

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Hot Free Press on December 6th, 2008

The following post was actually sent as a comment to Hot Free Press by one Heath Watts, a loyal reader and prolific offender.
Rather than include it in Hot Free Press as a comment, where it wouldn’t be seen or read, I’ve decided to post it.  It still won’t be seen or read because nobody likes [...]

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Hot Free Press on December 4th, 2008

I’ve been lobbying for Mike Leach to replace the inept Tyrone Willingham as the Washington Huskies football coach for most of the season.  Leach would have brought a tsunami of offense to the Pacific Northwest, and he would have made the kind of splash and headlines that the floundering UW program so desperately needs.
I don’t [...]

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After a hard day of painting or tiling, I like to come home and watch these two rubes embarrass themselves.

Above are the geniuses behind The Way of the Master, Ray Comfort, and Kirk Cameron.

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Behold, the atheist’s nightmare.  Now, if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side you have three ridges, on [...]

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