When I was a kid, and presidents were white, everybody had to give a shit.
But, we certainly wouldn’t want our school children indoctrinated by an intelligent, progressive man.
What we want in our schools are more military recruiters, bibles, and boy scout meetings.
Keep ‘em stupid, I say, and you keep conservatives in office.
And keep Jesus in [...]

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Hot Free Press on January 20th, 2009

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Hot Free Press on January 17th, 2009

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.  It’s been…I don’t know…about a month since my last public confession.  I’ve confessed to a priest or two, you know, in the dark of that musty old cathedral…at least that’s what he called that big, black dress he was wearing.  Whatever, I’m telling you it was musty as [...]

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Hot Free Press on December 18th, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC - Senator Dianne Feinstein, Chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, today announced the program for the 56th Presidential Inauguration, which will take place on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2009.
I find it amusing that there’s a Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies.  I wonder if [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 12th, 2008

Due to enhanced vagal tone, I sometimes require readings of contrarian literature to bring up my resting heart rate to a comfortable 180 BPM.  Camille Paglia provided me with a much-needed cardiac stimulus package when she, ridiculously, chose to protest the treatment of poor lil Sarah Palin.
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Hot Free Press on November 7th, 2008

In its ongoing quest to be remembered as the worst administration of all time, the Bush administration continues to make appalling decisions, well-considered, all, to maximize damage and produce no return.
This seems to have been the Bush motto for the entire 8 years in which it’s been the appointed power:  Maximize Damage:  Produce No Positive [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 5th, 2008

In a bit of unsurprising news, the Bush administration is frantically flitting about trying to maximize the damage they can do to the environment, perhaps indicating that they’re finally satisfied with the amount of damage they’ve done to society, the economy, and the international community.

Bush team rushes environment policy changes
Mon Nov 3, 2008 5:02am EST

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