Hot Free Press on December 18th, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC - Senator Dianne Feinstein, Chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, today announced the program for the 56th Presidential Inauguration, which will take place on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2009.
I find it amusing that there’s a Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies.  I wonder if [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 12th, 2008

Due to enhanced vagal tone, I sometimes require readings of contrarian literature to bring up my resting heart rate to a comfortable 180 BPM.  Camille Paglia provided me with a much-needed cardiac stimulus package when she, ridiculously, chose to protest the treatment of poor lil Sarah Palin.
Given that Obama had served on a Chicago board [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 7th, 2008

In its ongoing quest to be remembered as the worst administration of all time, the Bush administration continues to make appalling decisions, well-considered, all, to maximize damage and produce no return.
This seems to have been the Bush motto for the entire 8 years in which it’s been the appointed power:  Maximize Damage:  Produce No Positive [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 3rd, 2008

Tomorrow’s the big day, kids!
Be sure to vote, unless you vote for conservatives, in which case be sure to stay home, but have a wonderful day, nonetheless!
While I still consider Colorado to be Obama’s last chance State, Virginia and Florida are also States which Senator McCain pretty much has to win. By Obama’s last [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 2nd, 2008

Have you ever noticed that there’s nothing that sucks the air out of the room faster than a group of conservative, religious, gun Klingons holding a political conversation?
The amount of hate, greed, and fear emanating from their mouths is astonishing.
Dinner with Conservatives always starts out okay.  They can hide their hate, greed, and fear long [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 2nd, 2008

There’s something funky going on tonight.
Obama’s lead and his EV seem too high, or so says my reasonable brain.
The math, however, says it is what it is.  Remember, the EV in this scenario is a calculated number.  It is not determined by adding up individual States on a map.  I’m not Karl Rove.  It’s modeled.  [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 1st, 2008

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