Barack Hussein Obama is almost certain to be sworn in as President by the Grand Mufti, with one hand on the Qur’an and the other on the detonator for the IED.
You know it’s going to happen, don’t you Wyoming? How about you Utah? Oklahoma, you can see it coming right? Tennessee, birthplace of the KKK, [...]
The first results from the United States Presidential election are in, and Senator Barack Hussein Obama leads 71% to 29%. Dixville Notch, NH, hardly a bastion of Code Pink coastal liberalism, has resoundingly endorsed Barack Hussein Obama, the final count was 15-6. Ralph Nader received no votes in this, the one Notch where his idiotic [...]
Tomorrow’s the big day, kids!
Be sure to vote, unless you vote for conservatives, in which case be sure to stay home, but have a wonderful day, nonetheless!
While I still consider Colorado to be Obama’s last chance State, Virginia and Florida are also States which Senator McCain pretty much has to win. By Obama’s last [...]
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Have you ever noticed that there’s nothing that sucks the air out of the room faster than a group of conservative, religious, gun Klingons holding a political conversation?
The amount of hate, greed, and fear emanating from their mouths is astonishing.
Dinner with Conservatives always starts out okay. They can hide their hate, greed, and fear long [...]
There’s something funky going on tonight.
Obama’s lead and his EV seem too high, or so says my reasonable brain.
The math, however, says it is what it is. Remember, the EV in this scenario is a calculated number. It is not determined by adding up individual States on a map. I’m not Karl Rove. It’s modeled. [...]
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McCain for President, Part II
Correction: Obama for President, Part II
By Charles Krauthammer
By Hot Free Press
WASHINGTON — Last week I made the open-and-shut case for John McCain: In a dangerous world entering an era of uncontrolled nuclear proliferation, the choice between the most prepared foreign policy candidate in memory vs. a novice with zero experience [...]