Hot Free Press on December 18th, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC - Senator Dianne Feinstein, Chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, today announced the program for the 56th Presidential Inauguration, which will take place on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2009.
I find it amusing that there’s a Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies.  I wonder if [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 12th, 2008

Due to enhanced vagal tone, I sometimes require readings of contrarian literature to bring up my resting heart rate to a comfortable 180 BPM.  Camille Paglia provided me with a much-needed cardiac stimulus package when she, ridiculously, chose to protest the treatment of poor lil Sarah Palin.
Given that Obama had served on a Chicago board [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 4th, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama is almost certain to be sworn in as President by the Grand Mufti, with one hand on the Qur’an and the other on the detonator for the IED.
You know it’s going to happen, don’t you Wyoming?  How about you Utah?  Oklahoma, you can see it coming right?  Tennessee, birthplace of the KKK, [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 3rd, 2008

Tomorrow’s the big day, kids!
Be sure to vote, unless you vote for conservatives, in which case be sure to stay home, but have a wonderful day, nonetheless!
While I still consider Colorado to be Obama’s last chance State, Virginia and Florida are also States which Senator McCain pretty much has to win. By Obama’s last [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 2nd, 2008

There’s something funky going on tonight.
Obama’s lead and his EV seem too high, or so says my reasonable brain.
The math, however, says it is what it is.  Remember, the EV in this scenario is a calculated number.  It is not determined by adding up individual States on a map.  I’m not Karl Rove.  It’s modeled.  [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 1st, 2008

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Hot Free Press on November 1st, 2008

McCain for President, Part II

Correction:  Obama for President, Part II
By Charles Krauthammer
By Hot Free Press
WASHINGTON — Last week I made the open-and-shut case for John McCain: In a dangerous world entering an era of uncontrolled nuclear proliferation, the choice between the most prepared foreign policy candidate in memory vs. a novice with zero experience [...]

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