After much hand-wringing, teeth-gnashing, stomach-churning, heart-palpitating thoughtful consideration of both tickets, the brain trust at Hot Free Press has decided to endorse the Plain-McPain ticket.
Since the Republican and Democratic tickets are very much the same, Hot Free Press, like the bewildering ‘undecided’ voters, had to put a great deal of thought into this decision.
While this [...]
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Yeah, I’m a geek.
It’s Friday night, and I’m ciphering like Jethro.
Later, I’ll have an India Pale Ale and watch Stargate Atlantis.
I got a lot of new polling data today, and the new report looks like this:
Senator Obama leads Senator McCain by 6.27%.
That represents an electoral vote range of 337 - 370 for Senator Obama.
Real Clear [...]
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It’s been another bad week on Wall Street and Main Street. Let’s see how the candidates stand with regard to spiritual issues in today’s much-anticipated Godometer and Antichristometer Update.
It was a rocky week for Governor Palin and Senator McCain on the political front, and Senator McCain’s Godometer and Antichristometer readings are both on the upswing. [...]
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It’s been eight days since we last visited the trendy swingers. Some of them swing no more. Hot Free Press is now considering pulling out of Pennsylvania after she fell so strongly for the black guy, but for now, Pennsylvania remains on the pretty table below.
We’ve added Missouri and Colorado. I’ve been [...]
I’ve learned three things from the three debates so far.
Senator Obama doesn’t understand.
Sarah Palin winks and talks funny like one of my creepy, touchy-feely elementary school teachers.
John McCain knows how.
But, I press on.
Because the machinery [...]
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Much has been made, by the struggling McCain/Palin campaign, about Barack Hussein Obama’s ties to the 1960’s radical Bill Ayers, who by all accounts was, and probably still is, an asshole.
But, with a cursory examination of John McCain’s past, it’s easy to find some very questionable associates.
If McCain brings up Jeremiah Wright, Obama can bring [...]
Well, first, that’s what the Republicans do during every election, but one of the underlying reasons in the McCain-Obama contest is that McCain has fallen badly behind and is in grave danger of losing in a landslide. In a desperate attempt to save his shaky, dishonorable campaign, McCain is about to unleash the Republican [...]
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