When I was a kid, and presidents were white, everybody had to give a shit.
But, we certainly wouldn’t want our school children indoctrinated by an intelligent, progressive man.
What we want in our schools are more military recruiters, bibles, and boy scout meetings.
Keep ‘em stupid, I say, and you keep conservatives in office.
And keep Jesus in [...]

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Hot Free Press on January 20th, 2009

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Hot Free Press on January 17th, 2009

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.  It’s been…I don’t know…about a month since my last public confession.  I’ve confessed to a priest or two, you know, in the dark of that musty old cathedral…at least that’s what he called that big, black dress he was wearing.  Whatever, I’m telling you it was musty as [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 7th, 2008

In its ongoing quest to be remembered as the worst administration of all time, the Bush administration continues to make appalling decisions, well-considered, all, to maximize damage and produce no return.
This seems to have been the Bush motto for the entire 8 years in which it’s been the appointed power:  Maximize Damage:  Produce No Positive [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 30th, 2008

With 0% of the polls reporting, Hot Free Press is calling the election.
Senator Barack Hussein Obama is the President-elect of the United States of America.

Yeah, I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
I’ll continue to make new projections, hopefully every day between now and the election.
The total of undecided and ‘other’ voters should continue [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 21st, 2008

McCain’s other surge doesn’t appear to exist, except in the minds of negative, paranoid moonbats and in the minds of wingnuts who rely on faith-based statistics and creation math.
Of course, the McCain comeback scenario is also very popular in the media which not only relies on ratings, but also loves John McCain with a passion [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 19th, 2008

As John McCain and his wildly erratic, flailing campaign fling every politically toxic epithet in Chairman Rove’s Little Red Book at Barack Obama, the national polls have tightened ever so slightly. They haven’t tightened as much as the McCainiacs wish they had, nor as much as the Obamaphiles fear they have.
The trend of the [...]

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