It’s been another bad week on Wall Street and Main Street. Let’s see how the candidates stand with regard to spiritual issues in today’s much-anticipated Godometer and Antichristometer Update.
It was a rocky week for Governor Palin and Senator McCain on the political front, and Senator McCain’s Godometer and Antichristometer readings are both on the upswing. [...]
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There’s always been a lot of groping and feeling around on Wall Street, and now more so than ever. Everybody wants to lay their hands on that firm bottom.
However, in order to find the real bottom, we have to know when the support hose went on.
One measure of variance is the coefficient of variance, [...]
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Oh, the anticipation! The buildup to this debate was like the building excitement of a sexual encounter in the back seat of a car. Then, both candidates passed out.
There was debate, I suppose, in the broadest sense, but if you liked Joe Biden going in, you liked him coming out. If you like Sarah Palin [...]
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Tonight, Senator John McCain and Senator Barack Obama squared off in what could have been a game changer.
Here’s the recap:
Set in Mississippi, this debate would have been an ideal time for Senator McCain to reveal Obama’s blackness, but he did not. Obama himself arrived in full ethnic attire of dark skin and dark hair [...]
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Sarah Palin has produced, along with a gaggle of adorable children, a couple of quotable quotes about Hillary Clinton. Palin was discussing, in her imitable accent, Hillary’s primary campaign against Barack Obama. She apparently didn’t like all of Hillary’s whining about her treatment during the tough campaign.
“Fair or unfair, I think she does [...]