When I was a kid, and presidents were white, everybody had to give a shit.
But, we certainly wouldn’t want our school children indoctrinated by an intelligent, progressive man.
What we want in our schools are more military recruiters, bibles, and boy scout meetings.
Keep ‘em stupid, I say, and you keep conservatives in office.
And keep Jesus in [...]
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The following post was actually sent as a comment to Hot Free Press by one Heath Watts, a loyal reader and prolific offender.
Rather than include it in Hot Free Press as a comment, where it wouldn’t be seen or read, I’ve decided to post it. It still won’t be seen or read because nobody likes [...]
With 0% of the polls reporting, Hot Free Press is calling the election.
Senator Barack Hussein Obama is the President-elect of the United States of America.
Yeah, I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
I’ll continue to make new projections, hopefully every day between now and the election.
The total of undecided and ‘other’ voters should continue [...]
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McCain’s other surge doesn’t appear to exist, except in the minds of negative, paranoid moonbats and in the minds of wingnuts who rely on faith-based statistics and creation math.
Of course, the McCain comeback scenario is also very popular in the media which not only relies on ratings, but also loves John McCain with a passion [...]
Tonight, drunken frat boys and sorority scamps, for your drinking game, take a swig of tequila every time a newscrunt incorrectly refers to the lecterns as podiums, or, if they’re feeling particularly uppity, podia.
Remember kids, you can stand on a podium, but you lose debate points for standing on the lectern.
I wanted to put out [...]
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