When I was a kid, and presidents were white, everybody had to give a shit.
But, we certainly wouldn’t want our school children indoctrinated by an intelligent, progressive man.
What we want in our schools are more military recruiters, bibles, and boy scout meetings.
Keep ‘em stupid, I say, and you keep conservatives in office.
And keep Jesus in [...]

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Isn’t it funny how brainwashed people are by health care corporations? These are people who are desperate to *NOT* have adequate health care?
What the fuck kind of rallying cry is that?
“We want to die, so Rush Limbaugh’s taxes won’t go up!”
W00T! Cheer on fuckbags.
“We want poor kids to die, so Glenn Beck can buy a [...]

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Hot Free Press on January 17th, 2009

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.  It’s been…I don’t know…about a month since my last public confession.  I’ve confessed to a priest or two, you know, in the dark of that musty old cathedral…at least that’s what he called that big, black dress he was wearing.  Whatever, I’m telling you it was musty as [...]

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Hot Free Press on December 18th, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC - Senator Dianne Feinstein, Chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, today announced the program for the 56th Presidential Inauguration, which will take place on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2009.
I find it amusing that there’s a Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies.  I wonder if [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 12th, 2008

Due to enhanced vagal tone, I sometimes require readings of contrarian literature to bring up my resting heart rate to a comfortable 180 BPM.  Camille Paglia provided me with a much-needed cardiac stimulus package when she, ridiculously, chose to protest the treatment of poor lil Sarah Palin.
Given that Obama had served on a Chicago board [...]

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Hot Free Press on November 4th, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama is almost certain to be sworn in as President by the Grand Mufti, with one hand on the Qur’an and the other on the detonator for the IED.
You know it’s going to happen, don’t you Wyoming?  How about you Utah?  Oklahoma, you can see it coming right?  Tennessee, birthplace of the KKK, [...]

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