Hot Free Press on November 4th, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama is almost certain to be sworn in as President by the Grand Mufti, with one hand on the Qur’an and the other on the detonator for the IED.
You know it’s going to happen, don’t you Wyoming?  How about you Utah?  Oklahoma, you can see it coming right?  Tennessee, birthplace of the KKK, [...]

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Hot Free Press on October 7th, 2008

I’ve learned three things from the three debates so far.

Senator Obama doesn’t understand.
Sarah Palin winks and talks funny like one of my creepy, touchy-feely elementary school teachers.
John McCain knows how.

But, I press on.
Because the machinery [...]

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